Ten Haikus

Manchester City.

Taking away the title.

At the last minute.

This sport is awesome.

Elation, drama, tension.

Theatre for the world.

Graduation nears.

I have mixed feelings about this.

Melancholy sets.

Friends lost and friends made.

Responsibility sets.

Growing up sounds hard.

Walking up the stairs.

Conversing with you daily.

Highlight of my day.

Don’t be such a pussy.

Ask her out already, idiot.

Tomorrow, last day.

I have so much work.

Goddamn you Ms. McMaster,

Time to procrastinate now.

I need to stop this,

Can’t do this in college, man,

Have to be focused.

Just one more haiku.

I can do this, I have to.

Just one more haiku.

Woo, I’m done, awesome.

Dammit, I want to write more.

Another late night.

interleaning:

Pele and Eusebio, 1963.

WORLD CUP BITCHES!!!!

OMG OMG OMG OMG NEW HARRY POTTER 7 trailer,

Broken Bells - The Ghost Inside

She sold her love to a modern man
Cause solid currency’s the hardest to love
All other modern hels you cover your eye
Don’t let the lady finger blow in your hat
Di-da

Feel like a daughter
She’s like a star tonight
Without wanting
She gave up
The ghost inside

Just like a whiskey bottle drained on the floor
She got no future, just a love to endure
This gives some matter to shaking her hide
‘Too late to leave him’ are the songs in her car
Di-di-da

Feel like a daughter
She’s like a star tonight
Without wanting
She gave up
The ghost inside
They call it chivalry
Never pull a punch for free
You ever wonder what it had to move on
This phony article
That put you on the floor
A double standard
Here we look when we walk

Feel like a daughter
She’s like a star tonight
Without wanting
She gave up
The ghost inside

Was it all for show?
To turn into all of them
Turning a page
Trust me darlin’
I’m carving ‘em up through the dust in your town
Crawling over rubble just to sound me out
Tend to wonder why

ricp:

zerstorte-traume

The Dan Band - Lollipop song from the Hangover

It’s sort of cute.

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jenfaulkner:

rugger14:

lgbtlaughs:

(Submitted by liveatthisvolume)

Wow, America.

Whether incest is okay or not isn’t the point here, it’s the hypocrisy of the thing; incest when breeding occurs = proven risk of abnormalities in offspring = basically condoned by marriage. Gay parenting = proven no less effective in raising healthy, well adjusted children than hetero parenting = not given the legitimacy + legal/social benefits of marriage.

I vomited in my mouth a little bit.

 shows just how fucked up America is.

That’s just fucking gross.

jeffmart:

I probably shouldn’t be afraid of Arcade Fire tickets selling out in Alpharetta, Georgia, but I wanna get this knocked out. Its gonna be $54.30 for Orchestra Standing and $44.30 for Lawn/Seats. I’m being pretty ambivalent about this ish. I know a lot of youse tumblin’ are fans of Arcade Fire. What tickets are you buying?

Idk jeff, both of the prices are really expensive, but i’m willing to shell out for my first concert

fuckyeahmechas:

(via swisserswatter)

God that’s fucking awesome

(via fuckyeahpoliticalcartoons)

Rush Limbaugh and Kathryn Rogers to wed

Funny things I can say about this:

Why would you wanna marry a walrus?

Rush Limbaugh doesn’t approve of gay-marriage, but he does approve of inter-species marriage

EEEWWWWWW

I hope she can support all of that weight

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